The Bum’s Rush #76
WARNING! None of the news or rumors you see here in The
Bum’s Rush should be considered FACT until it actually
happens. It might never happen. How do you know I’m not just
making all this crap up? I could, you know. You’ve been
warned!Out of Wack
While I’m a bit perturbed to be mentioning another editor in
this column (because editors are sort of a boring subject),
this is actually pretty big news. DC Comics is a little less
than halfway through its ambitious comic book project 52.
While most comics come out monthly, 52 is a weekly comic. As
you can imagine, the coordination and work that goes into
keeping this book on track and on schedule is insane. It’s
all held together by the editor of 52, Stephen Wacker. Or at
least, it was held together by Stephen Wacker. In a
controversial and as of yet unexplained move, Stephen Wacker
has left DC Comics and joined cross town rival Marvel.
Details on the situation are brief at best. Joe Quesada,
Editor in Chief of Marvel Comics, did confirm that Wacker
has joined the company. Many have speculated that Marvel is
planning to launch its own weekly comic book. Who better to
edit such a title than the man who has been doing it for DC?
While there has been no official comment from DC on the
matter, sources have said only that Wacker wasn’t fired.
While it’s only the latest exchange between the incestuous
rival companies, it may just be the biggest exchange yet.
We’ll see what happens over the course of the next week and
will report on any further developments.
Excelsior Dysfunction Disorder
Of all the new comic books coming out soon, one has me
rather baffled. It’s a series of comics called “Stan Lee
Meets”. When first announced people scratched their heads
and said “I thought Stan Lee was already dead.” After
learning that in these comics, Stan Lee actually meets some
of the famous characters he created like Spiderman and the
Fantastic Four, people scratched their heads and said “Huh?
Wha?”. Now, I’m all for giving props to the people who came
before and all that jive. I’m glad that Led Zeppelin made
modern rock, I’m happy that Gandhi invented the wheel, and I
give it up to Al Gore for inventing the internet. Stan Lee,
bravo man, you created some lasting and amazing characters.
However, I will not, now or ever, read a comic book in which
Stan Lee, the closest thing on this earth to zombie (because
he’s so old, get it?) actually meets and interacts with
Spiderman. What are you going to tell me, that next Marvel
comics is going to include a Howard the Duck story in an
upcoming Civil War one shot comic book? Huh? Wait… they are,
aren’t they?
There for a while I was wondering why I was becoming bitter
towards Marvel and monthly comics in general. I guess now we
know. I suppose the only thing I can hope for is that in
each story, when they see Stan Lee, the heroes will scream
out “Oh no, the dead are walking!” and will brutally attack
him. Now that, I’d buy.
It Hurts so Good
I realize that somewhere out there, someone thinks this is
cool. It’s the preview text for an upcoming issue of The All
New Atom.
“The Atom faces the size-changing serial killer Dwarfstar in
a battle to the death as he tries to stop his adopted home,
Ivy Town, from being destroyed by the ultimate war between
magic and science!”
My initial purpose was to make fun of it, but upon reading
it a few more times, I’m confused. It’s either the dumbest
comic ever or the coolest comic ever. Either way no one will
know because it’s The All New Atom and nobody buys that
series.
Number one in your heart, Number one on the charts
It’s a bit of old news, but I felt like mentioning the
amazing thing that writer Brad Meltzer pulled off recently.
His comic book, Justice League of America #1 was the number
one selling comic book at the same time as his new novel,
The Book of Fate, was the number one selling novel. Congrats
Meltzer, that was almost impressive. Now if he had a number
one comic, book, movie, album, Broadway play, and television
show all at the same time, then I’d be impressed.
The weather outside is frightful
After the awful film Blade Trinity and the equally as bad
Spike TV Blade television series, there’s not much love in
my heart for the character of Blade. However, this December
he’s going to face down the fiercest vampire around, Santa
Claus! I’m not making this one up; just take a look at the
picture.
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Jackpot
In the past, a lot of people have said that what holds comic
books back from being as mainstream as movies and television
is the lack of music. As a comic book writer/creator myself,
I can see where they’re coming from. Music plays a big part
in my comics and often times I have exact songs picked out
in my mind to go along with certain scenes. I sometimes toy
with the idea of releasing these ideas, like a suggested
soundtrack to my written works. Well, new upstart company T5
(which stands for Teddy, Tony, and Trent’s Tricks and Toys)
is taking this one step further. They are in the process of
putting together musical comic books. Estimated to retail at
a whopping twenty dollars each, these books feature an
internal speaker that plays different songs depending on
what page of the book you are on. One of the main issues T5
has run into is obtaining permission to use copyrighted
material. They’re working around this by using a select few
Bulgarian rock groups. Due to its total lack of copyright
law and thriving undiscovered rock scene, Bulgaria was a
perfect fit for them. They are in the process of upgrading
servers to handle demand for the product, but if you want to
see a sample of these musical comic books head over to the
site. If it doesn’t load on the first try hit refresh a few
times and see if that works.
www.teddytonyandtrentstricksandtoys.net
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