The Bum’s Rush #77
WARNING! None of the news or rumors you see here in The
Bum’s Rush should be considered FACT until it actually
happens. It might never happen. How do you know I’m not just
making all this crap up? I could, you know. You’ve been
warned!It’s Getting Hot in Here
There’s a new book starting from Image soon called
“Meltdown”. This is a mini-series about a superhero with
fire powers who is about to die, so he decides to go out
with a bang and try to take out all of his enemies in the
process. I’m really looking forward to it. However, could it
have a worst named creative team? Wang and Schwartz.
Seriously. That’s the guys working on this book. Wang and
Schwartz. In a way I’m hoping that they made those names up,
but then that would mean they chose those names. However,
the comic looks great, so I guess we’ll can the schoolyard
jokes and give these guys a pass. I just hope they don’t
work on a romance comic next, that might get a bit awkward.
The Emerald Archer Beckons
Despite the fact that it was awful, I’ve still been watching
Smallville this season. Even though it’s like watching
someone drink themselves into an alcohol poisoning coma, I
can’t seem to look away. It’s common knowledge amongst fans
that Oliver Queen, better known as Green Arrow, is scheduled
to become a semi-recurring character this season. When I saw
this picture of him, I thought “Wow, that’s kind of cool.”
Then I cried a bit.

Curse of the Daywalker
Surprising absolutely no one, Blade: The Series has been
cancelled. Man, I gotta say, when Spike TV decides your show
isn’t good enough to stay on the air you’ve hit rock bottom.
LL COOL J, who played Blade on the show, was quoted as
saying “I’m gonna knock you out, momma said knock you out.”
Now I’m Lost
One of the main writers on Lost, Damon Lindelof decided to
try his hand at writing comic books last year with the
mini-series Ultimate Hulk versus Ultimate Wolverine. It was
a fight fans were waiting to find out who would win. And
they are waiting still. Even though it should’ve been
completed months and months ago, the mini-series never got
past the first few issues. Why? Did Damon Lindelof’s plane
crash in the ocean? No, it did not. He apparently got busy
with his precious tv show, making it impossible for him to
finish his commitment to Marvel comics. However, I’ve been
looking into it for a few weeks now and have found that the
reason he stopped working on the comic may be a bit more
interesting. It turns out that Damon Lindelof is in the
process of writing a 200 issue comic book series based on
Lost. He wants to have the entire thing finished before it
starts coming out. The book would ship twice monthly, making
that 8 years worth of Lost comic books. That’s insane in and
of itself, but there’s more. Guess who is in talks to put
these comics out? DC Comics. Could that be why Lindelof
suddenly quit working on his Marvel Comics miniseries?
There’s expected to be an official announcement about the
Lost comic book as the third season goes on.
Once Upon Your Dead Body
Funny enough, while digging furiously through the bowels of
the internet for things to talk about here in this column,
my internet decided to start cutting out. So, it looks like
we’re stuck together. In the spirit of that “stuck in an
elevator” mentality, I figured I’d talk a bit about what
I’ve been up to. If that bothers you, too bad, because the
elevator apparently isn’t going anywhere for a while.
Here at Stumblebum we’ve all been pushing ourselves to the
limit (and then past the limit, developing a new limit that
we then push past) wrapping up the Stumblebum Studios Round
Two Anthology. Paul Milligan is a man possessed, doing the
work of at least five people all on his own. There are times
when I envy Paul for all of his talents. He’s a great
writer, an amazing artist, a talented designer, and a pro
level comic book letterer. That’s pretty cool. Except when
your deadline is rushing at you and you have to utilize all
of those skills. Makes me glad that the only thing I’m good
at is writing. If I thought he’d ever come back, I’d send
Paul on a vacation for a month to unwind after this
anthology is wrapped up. In addition to Paul Milligan and
myself, there are some other amazing folks working on this
anthology. Dana Place, Kevin Steele, Dave Sherrill, Neal
Langham, Garry Brown, and other people who I’m probably
forgetting. It’s a collection of varied, crazy guys who all
want to show you what it is they do.
I’ve had the pleasure in recent weeks to get hands on in the
Dallas/Fort Worth comic book scene. From attending the live
art benefit known as C.A.P.E. 2.5 to the second meeting of
the Dallas/Fort Worth Sketch Group, I’ve had plenty of time
to be around other writers and artists. One thing that I
always wonder about is desire. Motivation. Passion. Things
that you can’t really tell from looking at someone or even
from having a five minute conversation with them. Compared
to a lot of the people I met these past few weekends, I’m
definitely on the amateur side of things. However, one thing
I always try to gauge is if they really appreciate what they
have. If they know what I’d give to have the opportunities
they’ve had. If they know what Paul Milligan would give to
have those opportunities. I wonder if they ever had this
much desire, burning in them like an all consuming white
light. It’s a great motivator, it really is. To see some of
these people who have things published and have had a decent
bit of success at writing and drawing. I heard a quote once.
It said, “If you want to be motivated to become a
millionaire, spend a day amongst the company of
millionaires.” It definitely holds true for me. I know some
people who would’ve come away from some of the meetings and
conversations I had and felt defeated. Felt like they’d
never achieve that level of success. Then there are people
like us here at Stumblebum Studios. Paul and I walked out of
there more motivated than ever. It was standing in a room
looking at exactly who you wanted to be. Who you were
staying up all night working on becoming. It was a
confirmation that there is a reason you’re trying so hard.
It’s not money (definitely not money, as comics and writing
barely pay anything) and it’s not fame (how many of you know
who James O’Barr is or Kristian Donaldson or Scott Kurtz?).
It’s a very specific light at the end of a very specific
tunnel. I don’t think there are a lot of guys that pick it
up, mostly because it’s not your standard “house, family,
car, six figures salary” sort of goal. It may never land me
in a BMW or a studio apartment in New York, but what are
those anyway? Things. I’m much more interested in the
intangible thing that so few people have. The ability to say
“I had a dream and I chased it. I chased it hard and I
chased it fast and I never stopped chasing it.” Whether I
end up the next Stephen King or not, it’s that chase that
I’m interested in.
In my head I’m pretending the elevator just unstuck, because
I think we’ve gotten as philosophical as anyone really needs
for one day. Especially in the confines of a comic book
column.
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