| Film Review | Ethan Nahte |
Marie
Antoinette
Following on the heels of The Queen, the new film about the
French queen, entitled Marie Antoinette will not get the
standing ovation that the aforementioned film received.
Although writer/director Sofia Coppola has some beautiful
scenes in her newest film, they are long, boring and full of
fluff. This has to be one of the most uninteresting biopics
ever made. If the real Marie-Antoinette had really lived the
life portrayed in this film I wouldn’t have been surprised
if she had gone to the guillotine and taken her own head.
Kirsten Dunst plays the beautiful queen. Although she
reveals more in this film than ever before, she still
retains a small amount of modesty. She is depressed because
she has left her country of Austria and has been betrothed
to the dauphin (prince), Louis XVI (Jason Schwartzman). He
seemingly has no interest in her, in part because their
characters are both still in their teens and despite how
randy and raucous his father, King Louis XV (Rip Torn), may
be, obviously he never took the time to teach his son about
the birds and the bees.
Marie-Antoinette tries her lackadaisical best to seduce him
but he resists. So she spends each day waiting to see who
has the honor of dressing her, then off to church services
and watching her husband eat breakfast while she waits her
turn. Then the days consist of her listening to gossip and
having clothes made and trying on shoes and wigs. After
enough boredom she decides to throw some parties, go to the
opera and liven things up for a stodgy country. It works for
awhile, but soon the starving peasants are beating down
their doors. The movie never actually shows what becomes of
Louis and Marie, but it should’ve just to wake people up.
Plenty of relatively acting talent was used in the film,
such as Steve Coogan, Marianne Faithfull, Judy Davis & Molly
Shannon. Unfortunately, Marie Antoinette is directed in such
a way that the viewer never really cares about any of the
characters anymore than the characters seem to care for
anyone else in the film.
The French government actually let Coppola shoot in the
palace at Versailles while it was being renovated, so the
sets and castle are all real. This adds some authenticity to
the few lines that were actually said by the queen.
Still it doesn’t help the ennui that the viewer has to
suffer through.
The riding scenes and outdoor scenes, which are soft and
feel like a commercial for feminine products, are way too
long. If the editing would’ve been tightened up to make this
a 70 or 80 minute film, maybe it would’ve seemed like
something was being accomplished...but doubtful.

