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The
Wicker Man (2006)
Nicolas Cage
Ellen Burstyn
Kate Bechan
Frances Conroy
Molly Parker
Directed by Neil LaBute
Plot: Out patrolling a California highway, police
officer Edward Malus stops a station wagon to return a
little girl's lost doll. Moments later, a runaway truck
slams into the station wagon, igniting it into a fiery wreck
with the mother and child trapped inside. Edwards fails to
save them before the car explodes--and then spends months of
his life choking down pills to get the image of their faces
out of his head. But Edward is about to get a second chance.
A desperate letter from his former fiancee, Willow, arrives
at his home with no postmark. Willow came into his life and
left just as unexpectedly years before. But now, her
daughter Rowan has gone missing, and Edward is the only
person she trusts to help relocate her. She asks him to come
to her home on a private island--Summersisle--a place with
its own traditions where people observe a forgotten way of
life. Edward seizes the opportunity to make his life right
again, and soon finds himself on a seaplane bound for the
islands of the Pacific Northwest. But nothing is what it
seems on isolated Summersisle, where a culture, dominated by
its matriarch Sister Summersisle, is bound together by
arcane traditions and a pagan festival known as "the Day of
Death and Rebirth." The secretive people of Summersisle only
ridicule his investigation, insisting that a child named
Rowan never existed there--or if she ever did was no longer
alive. But what Edward doesn't know is that Willow's plea
for help has invited more into his life than a chance for
redemption. In unraveling Summersisle's closely held
secrets, Edward is drawn into a web of ancient traditions
and murderous deceit, and each step he takes closer to the
lost child brings him one step closer to the unspeakable.
And one step closer to The Wicker Man.
Review: I really like Nicolas Cage and usually like
most movies he does. He comes across like the average joe
and sells most of the parts he play swell. I had no idea
what this movie was about except that it was some kind of
remake. I also didn’t’ know that it had already come out the
theatre and was already coming to DVD. This usually isn’t a
good sign.
The movie starts off pretty intense and that is where the
excitement ends. The overall acting was ok, but the movie
itself was just slow and boring. I fell asleep numerous
times trying to watch this movie, but thought it was due to
it being so late. Then I realized it was the afternoon and
began to worry. The story is somewhat convoluted, but not
complicated. I just stopped caring once it got passed the
first 30 minutes. I have heard good things about the
original, so if you want to see the Wicker Man, go rent the
original.

